Serious local online news organization TheBeaverton (not located in Beaverton) is endorsing Justin Trudeau for the next election or for “whatever else he does” they said in an article published on their website. “We are tired of traditional media talking shit about our boy JT, so we are announcing that we will stand behind the most powerful politician in Canada because things are going so well”.

TheBeaverton is blaming Trudeau’s poor polling and lack of popularity on the media. They claim the media has been too hard on the poor Prime Minister (net worth $100 million). When asked if they thought there could be another reason why voters were leaving the Liberals they said “No, it’s the Canadians who are wrong”, continuing the Torontonian tradition of telling other Canadians that their opinions are incorrect.

“Come on guys we gotta support JT because he gave us legal weed and he accomplished some other things too that we can’t remember at this moment.” They ended the article by stating, “Everyone deserves a fourth chance.”

When asked why they don’t just promote or endorse another politician like Jagmeet Singh, they said “We do! We support all Liberals including Jagmeet.”