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A sad day for Canada and therefore the world as all of our MPs became Nazis on Friday. A former Waffen-SS member was given a standing ovation by all our MPs and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Friday. He was brought in by the Speaker of the House for some unknown reason. Instead of questioning why he was there or who he was, he was given a standing ovation by all in attendance. The former Nazi soldier bravely fought against the Soviets, Polish, Jews and Canadians in that war.

Unfortunately due to the internet rule that says “if there’s a Nazi at a table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you have 11 Nazis” all Canadian MPs have now been converted to Nazis themselves and possibly even super Nazis as they didn’t just sit and talk with him they gave him a standing ovation.

In response Prime Minister Trudeau said “the Nazis always get you with that one simple trick.” Leader of the Opposition, Pierre Poilievre, said “I wasn’t really clapping that hard anyway”. The Speaker of the House, Anthony Rota, who called the Nazi a Canadian and Ukrainian hero, said “Whoops, I didn’t know who the SS were.”

This diverse group of parliamentary Nazis now plans to invite Liberals and Conservatives to speak and give them a standing ovation in order to reverse evil spell caused by the Nazi.